This is why Gotye should pay me monies

There comes a song every so often that is just begging to be parodied. I’m not sure if parody is the word, but the song is easily applicable to everyday situations. The best example I can give is Ke$ha’s ‘Blow.’ Last year, “This place about to blowwww,” turned into me singing, “This show’s about to show.” “This dough looks like a doe,” and when we had the freakishly cold winter weather, “This snow’s about to snow.” Well this year Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used to Know’ is that song. If I was remotely able to play an instrument (read my other blog about me wishing to play music [see how I promoted myself to myself?]{Pretty cool huh? And see how I’m able to keep this going?}<This was the stuff you learned in 8th grade math, if you actually paid attention. Except I have to stop because I don’t know how to keep going after this punctuation and I don't even know if I did that right>) then I would parody all of the fun lyrics I sing on the YouTubes. But I don’t, so everyone’s going to have to settle with me typing the fun ways I remix Gotye:

And now you’re just a person trying to be a Bro.

And now you’re just a gardener that likes to hoe.

And now that last one became a double-entendre for another hoe.

And now you’re just a Spurs fan saying Go Spurs Go. (bleh too soon)

And now you’re just a person singing Ke$ha’s ‘Blow.’

You look like you could really smoke some dro. (In no way am I advocating the use of illegal drugs. I’m not sure if you even smoke that?)

And now you’re thinking of ways to one-up me though.

But I can do these all day, countless, in a row.

Why? Because the number of friends I have is zero.

That’s not true because I’m fun to know.

Now I just sound cocky so back to work I go.

So you get the point. If you’re talented with music, feel free to reference me if you become a mega superstar using one of my puns. Also feel free to give me some of the royalties. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Gotye.