5/9/12

This is why I can't stand Nicki Minaj


I don’t remember what I was watching, all I know is that Nicki Minaj was on it. Can I just be the one to say it: she’s annoying the ever-living crap out of me. I’m sorry if you’re a fan of hers. Not that I’m sorry about the rant that’s about to happen. I’m sorry that you have terrible taste in music. I’ve not liked musicians before and kept to myself on this blog. And people may say something along the lines of:

“Why don’t you like female rappers?”
“Are you racist?”
 And a slew of other things that just generally are far from true.

No, I am none of those things, just opinionated. Someone told me once that she’s like a black Lady Gaga and I said sure, yeah, whatever; but then I heard her music. I don’t get it. There’s a lot of music “I don’t get.” I don’t understand Dub-step. I don’t like country. I can only be somewhat tolerant of anything that screams. But something about her makes me want to vomit. At least Lady Gaga commits to her persona. 

Anyway, I said the other day that I prefer Ke$ha’s current music to Nicki Minaj. Which is saying a lot since I don’t think she’s on the radio lately. I can’t really attest to that, seeing as how I don’t listen to the radio. Not that I’m against it or anything, I just generally don’t really pay attention. But I do pay attention when weirdos like Nicki interrupt my classy ABC Family shows to advertise, or something. I don’t even know what the commercial was, I muted it.

It’s not like I haven’t given her a chance. I even watched her E! Special. She had a less than encouraging beginning, but don’t we all. But I give all music 15 seconds before I start judging it. And if I don’t believe in the artist as a person, then I won’t support their music. Unpopular opinion,  but that’s why I won’t listen to John Mayer. He just does not seem like a nice guy (and he looks like he smells). But I digress. I thought SuperBass was catchy, until I heard it for the 4123435th time. Everything after just annoyed me. 

I was about to write that there’s something just fake about her; but then I remembered what she looked like. Also, she’s scary. I’m sure I’ve had a nightmare about her attacking me before. I don’t even want to talk about whatever it was that she did at the Grammys. 


So if you’re still reading this, you’re probably thinking, “Marie, what’s your point ?” There isn’t one. She gets on my nerves. Have a good day. (Everyday’s a good day when you’re not Nicki Minaj).

3 comments:

  1. I really like this article and I agree with you. I can't stand Nicki Minaj either. Most girls my age love her. I hate most of her music except One Love and Super Bass(although it gets annoying as you point out). She goes way too far in the way she dresses and acts. She is such a terrible rapper with all that profanity and vulgar lyrics she raps.
    I hope she goes away because she just sucks all around.

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  2. I couldn't agree more! She is so annoying!!! I can't stand to see or listen to her on American Idol. If they don't get rid of her, I will not watch another season....ever!! She's mean-spirited, thinks she's all that & sucks as a rapper. How dare her treat Mariah Carey like she does! They're not even close to being in the same league! She needs stifled asap!! Her voice & what comes out is about as annoying as anything I've ever heard!....just sayin'

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  3. I can't even understand her lyrics. She's rude and a mean person in general, awful to others. Her new video anaconda ruined a perfectly good song even though I don't like that song, just the idea. In that video she dances around just humping things the whole time, extremely provocative. No one cares about her large obnoxious butt! I feel bad saying this stuff but I seriously can't stand her. how is she even famous i ask..

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